Французское издевательство над китайцами

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My Chinese has yellow skin (Ni hao (Hello)!)
My Chinese has slit eyes.
My Chinese has a pointy hat.
My Chinese is not tall.
My Chinese has black hair.
My Chinese combs his hair like a girl.
My Chinese has beautiful clothes. (Ni hao)
My Chinese has a uniform. (Ni hao)
My Chinese has pockets in the sleeves.
My Chinese have no brothers or sisters. But he has 1,299,999,999 cousins.
My Chinese live in China, Chinatown, and the thirteenth arrondissement (district) of Paris.
My Chinese looks like my Vietnamese and my Japanese. Moreover, if I mix them, I do not know where my Chinese is. Um, this? (Ni hao) Ah…Missed.
My Chinese invented paper, printing, the compass, silk, gunpowder and porcelain.
My Chinese does ink.
My Chinese is a laundry worker in Lucky Luke comics. (Ni hao!)
My Chinese uses “L” in place of “R”.
My Chinese drinks T.
My Chinese has a wife with tiny feet.
My Chinese meows. (Ni hao)
My Chinese has a bicycle.
My Chinese eats rice.
My Chinese eats with sticks.
My Chinese puts spring into rolls.
My Chinese eats dog.
My Chinese drinks rice.
My Chinese has flat bells.
My Chinese has only one string on his guitar. (Japanese folk song Sakura)
My Chinese has a book, small, red.
My Chinese has a flag, large, red.
My Chinese has a fat Jesus.
My Chinese has a monkey king.
My Chinese was invaded by my Japanese.
My Chinese invaded Tibet.
My Chinese has a People’s Liberation Army. (Ni hao)
My Chinese does not like Chinese student.
My Chinese writes with brushes.
My Chinese writes to the vertical.
My Chinese is amazing in martial arts.
My Chinese has black and white bears.
My Chinese has bamboo forests. (Timber)
My Chinese is a good mason.
My Chinese is the villain in the movies.
My Chinese has a big growth.
My Chinese manufactured my mouse, my keyboard, my computer, my game consoles, my radio, my toys, my books…
My Chinese has children, who manufactured the shoes of my children.
My Chinese is a shadow.